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Monday, December 7, 2009

Lynn Hung, Ultimate Asian Femme Fatale | BABE-A-DAY!


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Lynn Hung : One reason to watch Ip Man

Last week, I watched the movie Ip Man, a dramatized kung fu epic about Wing Chun grandmaster Yip Man, who also was the master of Bruce Lee. I was blown away by Ip Man's all-around excellence : the kung fu and star quality of Donnie Yen; the astonishing visuals; the gripping and fast-paced drama.

I also happened to be stunned by Yen's female co-star Lynn Hung.

Lynn Hung as Zhang Yong Cheng, Ip Man

Lynn plays Zhang Yong Cheng, Yip(Ip)'s beautiful wife who supports Yip and their family through thick and thin.

But in spite of her playing such an innocent role, Lynn's wide, almond-shaped eyes and slim, fit figure convey a sense of danger and strength all at once, in essence making her an ultimate Asian femme fatale.


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(More sexy photos of Lynn Hung after the jump)

My viewing of Ip Man was my first exposure to this Chinese starlet, but I sensed a temptation behind the innocent appearance, the combination that draws many a man - for better or worse.

After running a search of Lynn Hung pictures to write this piece, I stand by my initial gut instinct.




They say that beautiful women are dangerous, but to me, Lynn Hung represents the epitome of the Eastern femme fatale.

P.S. If you like Chinese women, here's someone who I think is ridiculously beautiful.

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Saturday, December 5, 2009

Krista Ranillo, Beautiful co-star of Manny Pacquiao | BABE-A-DAY!


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The personal life of Tiger Woods has been all the rage lately.

But before Tiger, another sports sensation of Southeast Asian descent was in hot water.

Did Krista Ranillo weaken a beast of a man?
courtesy of FHM Philippines

(Hot photos of Krista Ranillo after the jump)

If the allegations that Manny Pacquiao had an affair with his Wapakman co-star Krista Ranillo are indeed true, then I can't condone Pacman's transgressions.

However, I admit. If gunpowder residue was detected from Pacquiao's holster, then it would mean that the Fighting Pride of the Philippines sure has excellent taste :



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Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Machine vs. Beast | MEGA FIGHTS


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I love the underlying Machine vs. Beast theme of UFC 107 (December 12 - 10 PM ET, Pay-Per-View), next month's mega fight event.

BJ Penn, Frank Mir and Kenny Florian are well-oiled fighting machines with solid fundamentals. They will each be fighting three beasts from the wilderness : Diego Sanchez, Cheick Kongo and Clay Guida, respectively.

1. In particular, I think it'll be a treat to see how the smooth all-around skills of BJ Penn fare against the physical gifts of Diego Sanchez, whose size and strength make him a specimen in the 155 lb weight class. Penn vs. Sanchez will be for the UFC lightweight title.

2. And in spite of suffering a beating at the hands of the monster Brock Lesnar in his previous fight, Frank Mir brings his improving striking arsenal and always strong jiu-jitsu to the fore against Cheick Kongo, who is potentially explosive, if limited.

3. Lastly, I highly recommend that you keep an eye on Kenny Florian vs. Clay Guida. Florian, as you may know, is an agile striker with a guile ground game, while Guida both fights and looks the beast with the wild energy and hair.

Have a great December.

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Friday, November 20, 2009

Access to Your Wife's Private Parts - The Gentleman | WILD BEATDOWNS!


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Pacman in concert, singing "Sometimes When We Touch"
Roughly two hours after fighting Miguel Cotto

The Gentleman is smooth
The Gentleman can carry a groove

The Gentleman is tough
The Gentleman shows his people mad love

The Gentleman can dance
The Gentleman puts men and women in a trance

Even in his (alleged) moments of indiscretion and weakness,
The Gentleman brings touches of discretion and strength

The Gentleman of Our Generation is...

Manny Pacquiao.


Manny Pacquiao on the mic

P.S. Check out "The Lover" - the previous part of our "Access to Your Wife's Private Parts" series.

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Fight Reflections for November 2009 | FIGHT REFLECTIONS


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We at HotNonPorn.com aim to create classic content with long shelf lives. Moreover, we want to give you a sublime experience following the mega fights each month. We felt it was time to reflect on the mega fights we cover monthly when the dust settles.

Here are our reflections and links to our awesome coverage pieces.



Perhaps you can say the same of fight events in general, but the mega fights of November 2009 carried plenty of shock and awe.

The biggest was Manny Pacquiao's drubbing of Miguel Cotto on November 14. Cotto is a great fighter, but Pacman gave him an absolute schooling and a total beatdown. Who would've thought that the Filipino legend would've made such brutal work of a bigger man?

The fight itself may have turned out to be a one-sided beating, but seeing a master at work was awe-inspiring.

1. Manny Pacquiao is my wife

2. Things that don't change

3. Till Death Do Us Part


On November 7, relative newbie Brett Rogers gave "The Last Emperor" Fedor Emelianenko a surprisingly good fight, but Fedor's knockdown (essentially a knockout) punch of Rogers was, as commentated during the broadcast, "the shot heard around the world."

While I think Fedor certainly looked beatable during the fight, what I'm not going to doubt anymore is his one-punch knockout power.

1. Not even Rocky Balboa

2. Dr. Octagon vs. The Last Emperor

3. When you had too much to drink


Lastly, I was surprised by Muay Thai extraordinaire Jose Aldo's secret weapon - black belt Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu - in WEC 44. The 23-year old had his moments as a striker during the fight, but his takedown, lockdown and pounding of the bulkier, stronger then-champion Mike Brown was shocking to say the least.

1. Calling on Baby Fedor

2. The Secret Weapon of Jose Aldo

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Thursday, November 19, 2009

The Secret Weapon of Jose Aldo | BEATDOWNS! ANATOMY


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"Dangerous Mindz" by Gravediggaz



It was supposed to be Little Fedor's crowning, but Baby Jose pooped the party, with moves filthier than the s***ty ass diapers of RZA's son.

No, 23-year old Jose Aldo didn't look like the WEC version of Manny Pacquiao, but he brought his secret weapon - black belt Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu - to the fight.

No, Jose Aldo didn't look all that pretty during the fight : He looked awkward trying to box and kickbox his way with the champ Mike Brown. Aldo had some nice kicks and punches, but also had to fend off Brown's heavy hands and takedowns.

However, when Aldo ducked Brown's lunging left hook and took Brown down 46 seconds into the second round, the fight changed. The Brazilian Aldo capitalized, passing guard with ease, and taking Brown's back when the now former champion made the mistake of showing his back for the second time.

Jose Aldo locked in with his legs, sealed Brown to the floor, and pounded away until the referee stopped the bout at the 1:20 mark of the second round.

My vague familiarity with Aldo came through watching his spectacular striking highlights, but in WEC 44, I witnessed the power of Jose Aldo's secret weapon : black belt Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu.

Allow me to demonstrate the skill of Rio.
courtesy of WEC

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Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Calling on Baby Fedor | BEATDOWNS! PREVIEW


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In my guide to November's mega fights, I called WEC featherweight champion Mike Brown "Baby Fedor".

Upon second thought, he should be "Little Fedor", because he's a year older than Fedor Emelianenko, but the crowning will have to wait after WEC 44, when Brown takes on Brazilian prodigy Jose Aldo.


Props : Genghis Con

I called Mike Brown "Baby Fedor" for his versatility in all ranges of MMA fighting, his physical strength and power, and the way he lets the game come to him.

And when it comes to controlling the tempo of the fight, Brown has Fedor beat, especially standing up.

Brown-Aldo will be interesting because standing up, Brown is a solid boxer and precise and heavy puncher. If Brown connects with Aldo, there's a good chance that will be the beginning of the end.

However, Jose Aldo is no joke with his Muay Thai. The 23-year old from Rio de Janeiro reminds me of both Anderson Silva and Thiago Alves : Silva for his athleticism and Alves for his vicious leg kicks.

Aldo is a lightning quick, relentless striker, able to control a fight with his leg kicks and surprisingly good at counterstriking for his age. He also happens to be a Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu black belt. He could finish even a strong, savvy champion at a moment's notice.

The Official Mike Brown Era
courtesy of WEC

In the end, though, I think Brown's knack for applying the right technique at the right moment will win out. He'll take his shots, but find a way to take the fight to the ground and control Aldo there with his elbows and punches.

Jose Aldo goes all out looking to finish the fight, and that plays into the hands of the more methodical Brown. Aldo is quick and slithery, so it'll take time for Brown to get a hang of the fight, but when Aldo tires, I can see Brown taking Aldo down and keeping him there to get a submission in Round 4.

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