Friday, March 19, 2010
Lucia Tovar, Alone and Waiting | BABE-A-DAY!
NonPornographed by Dr. HotNonPornIn the tradition of Latin sexbombs (see Rebeca Linares, Catalina Cruz, Paola Corvea) comes the Colombian Lucia Tovar.
Whether she frolicks in a very light-duty slip, red fishnet stockings or lets us see through her pink lingerie as she plays naughtily with a huge chain, Lucia has no trouble making us men drop our jaws.
To my knowledge, Lucia hasn't done the hanky-panky on film, but her solo material isn't bad at all, so check out the rest of the photos (non-pornographic, after the jump) - if you haven't already made up your mind whether you're up for the stronger stuff.
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Monday, March 15, 2010
The Thousand Arrows of Manny Pacquiao | SCRIPT FIGHTING
NonPornographed by Dr. HotNonPornWhen Manny Pacquiao schooled Joshua Clottey on Saturday night, the relentless assault was akin to the hailstorm of arrows launched by Qin Shi Huang's deadliest archers in the historical swordplay epic Hero (starring Jet Li, featuring Donnie Yen).
Faced against so many arrows fired in quick and neverending succession, Clottey could do nothing but peek through the slit in between his guard, lest his eyes get pierced by the hissing projectiles.
With the spirit and support of most of the 51,000 fans in attendance at Cowboys Stadium behind him, Manny Pacquiao's arrows seemed like they were set on fire before they were launched. It's a testament to Clottey's toughness, stamina and guard that he finished the fight standing on his two feet.
However, boxing judges don't reward stationary defenses and plodding offenses, so God willing, we'll get another chance to see Pacman try to further cement his legacy.
Hopefully, that chance will come against Floyd Mayweather, Jr.
Also, the Pacquiao and Mayweather camps need to come to terms over drug testing, purse-splitting...You know the story.
However, as good as I think Mayweather-Mosley will be, or Pacquiao-Mosley could be, Mayweather-Pacquiao would be an epic matchup between two grandmasters, an opportunity for fight fans to see the sweet science bloom into full-fledged artistry.
Sweet Science vs. Hailstorm of Arrows
from Hero
Shane Mosley may be a great pressure fighter, but on paper, he doesn't have the hands or feet to fully track Pacquiao's movements or match him punch for punch. If he can't knock Pacquiao out, he's almost as likely to become overwhelmed by the Pacman's Thousand Arrows as Miguel Cotto and Joshua Clottey were.
On the other hand, Mayweather is like a matador seducing a bull. He patiently lures the bull into his lair, thrusting his sword into his prey when the opportunity presents itself.
If Manny Pacquiao's game is predicated on constant circling and a firewall of punches, Floyd Mayweather, Jr.'s tactical advantages lie in his calculated steps, upper body movement and counterpunching.
If anyone can systemically break down Pacman's terrifying arrow rain with perfectly timed parries, blocks and counterpunches, it's Money Mayweather.
And if anyone can make Mayweather pay for not attacking enough, it's Manny Pacquiao.
Until we actually get a chance to see the events unfold, let's entertain ourselves with Mayweather-Mosley (May 1, 9 PM ET - HBO PPV).
P.S. I used Hero references for this piece, but if a movie like The Five Venoms is more in tune with your kung fu movie preferences, check out my other Pacquiao-Clottey posts "Pick Your Poison : Pacquiao-Clottey" and "The Poison Clan Reborn in Pacquiao-Clottey". Watch this HotNonPorn feature
Friday, March 12, 2010
Smokin' Hot Latinas | BABE-A-DAY!
NonPornographed by Dr. HotNonPornFrom the moment I saw the advertisement for Bandidas on the side of a bus, I've wanted to see the movie, for no other reason than to enjoy watching Penelope Cruz and Salma Hayek as gun-toting bandits.
Since that moment, my fondness for the kung fu, gangster and noir genres has pushed far Bandidas down my viewing priority list, but my fetish for Penelope and Salma in cowgirl dress remains...
(More smokin' hot Bandidas and Merxe Gimeno after the jump)
And if Penelope and Salma are too dressed up for your tastes, then we can get to the other kind of smokin' hot, featuring the uber-sexy Spanish model Merxe Gimeno in almost bare-ass naked form :
P.S. If you want to see more pictures of the beautiful Penelope Cruz, you can go here.
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Tuesday, March 9, 2010
Maggie Q, Sexy with a Gun | BABE-A-DAY!
NonPornographed by Dr. HotNonPornWhat I came away with after watching Naked Weapon was an appreciation for hot chicks like Maggie Q doing high kicks, shooting guns and softcore sex scenes.
(More Maggie Q hotness after the jump)
I haven't seen the movie in almost four years, but when I heard a few weeks ago that Maggie Q might play the lead role in a new Nikita TV series, I may take another look at Naked Weapon, for the same aforementioned reasons. Nothing more, nothing less.
Take a look at photos of Maggie from her Three Kingdoms : Resurrection of the Dragon promotional tour (the thumbnails) and decide for yourself whether something like Naked Weapon or Nikita would be worth your time :
P.S. I haven't watched Three Kingdoms, but the historical martial arts epic and Mission : Impossible III are movies I'd like to watch. Watch this HotNonPorn feature
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Pick Your Poison : Pacquiao-Clottey | SCRIPT FIGHTING
NonPornographed by Dr. HotNonPornIf you're not familiar with The Five (Deadly) Venoms, the premise of this piece, I strongly recommend that you read my earlier post "The Poison Clan Reborn in Pacquiao-Clottey".
The Toad Style is seemingly invincible.
The Toad's impregnable armor can withstand attacks from spears and swords - or attempts to puncture its skin through the use of an Iron Maiden. It can even be argued that the Toad Style builds its exponent a fortress impregnable by bullets.
However, the Toad cannot resist explosive pressure point strikes.
In other words, when struck in its weak spots with pinpoint accuracy, the Toad's defensive functions rapidly collapse.
There's no recourse at this point, as each progressive blow destroys the muscular, skeletal and nervous systems of the Toad.
By this, I mean that Clottey has lost bouts, but not his senses. With a strong defense, he simply has let his fists and head bruise bone and tear flesh throughout his career. He's been able to do so relatively unimpeded by the risk of being knocked out.
But alas, Joshua Clottey is no Lo Mang the Toad. Clottey may be ripped like the Toad, but he doesn't have the nifty hands or feet.
Smashing the Toad's invincible armor
from Five Deadly Venoms
Moreover, the defensive threshold of Clottey is much lower than that of the Toad. To defeat the Toad, his enemy must treacherously stick darts into his ears, his only weak spots. But a boxer can beat Clottey by relentlessly attacking the area between the Ghanaian warrior's ears.
Is such a task much easier said than done?
Absolutely. But we aren't talking about just any boxer; we're talking about Manny Pacquiao.
The current Manny Pacquiao defends himself by causing blindness in his opponents. His Thousand Hands terrorize enemies because they come from constantly shifting positions and unexpected angles. This rapid missile fire naturally forms a fierce defensive perimeter for the Filipino fighting legend, who has an iron jaw - just in case something does get through.
"Pound for Pound (Manny Pacquiao Fight Song)" by The Trackrunners
These shadowless punches may be silent, but they explode upon impact. The track record shows that if a few don't do the job, a barrage will. All things considered, dynamic forces eat alive static defenses and pretty muscles.
That's why I think Joshua Clottey will get stopped late in the fight against Manny Pacquiao. I give him about ten rounds to be knocked out - for the first time in his professional career.
P.S. If you've already decided that you can't get enough Pacquiao-Clottey or Five Venoms, check out the instant classics "The Poison Clan Reborn in Pacquiao-Clottey" and "The Poison Clan Reborn in UFC 111". Watch this HotNonPorn feature
Tuesday, February 23, 2010
The Poison Clan Reborn in UFC 111 | SCRIPT FIGHTING
NonPornographed by Dr. HotNonPornFor the boxing version of "The Poison Clan Reborn", check out "The Poison Clan Reborn in Pacquiao-Clottey".
Snake vs. Toad from The Five (Deadly) Venoms
Muhammad Ali may have floated like a butterfly and stung like a bee, but Frank Mir constricts like a boa and strikes like a rattlesnake.
At 240 lbs, Mir effortlessly slithers the grounds of the Octagon and injects venoms into his opponents when on his feet. He even rattles warnings to his adversaries through the airwaves.
Although his fighting method came up short against Brock Lesnar in their second fight, the Las Vegas native has been deadly otherwise. Just ask Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira and Cheick Kongo.
Mir's Snake Style will have to be in full effect against Shane Carwin on March 27 (10 PM ET, PPV), as The Engineer's Iron Hand has been dropping opponents like flies.
Carwin's wrestling or athleticism may not be on Lesnar's level, but the record speaks for itself : When Carwin's fist makes contact with the jaw, the fight is as good as over.
The Scorpion Strikes
In addition to his Scorpion-like abilities, there's much that I find endearing about Hardy's eccentricity. This is a guy who got into the martial arts because of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - and MMA because he was inspired by his time spent training with Shaolin monks in China.
However he may have developed his talent, Dan Hardy is now up against the biggest challenge of his MMA career : a title bout against Georges St. Pierre.
Simply put, GSP is the juggernaut of the welterweight division. He can punch and kick from afar like the Scorpion.
He may not be the fighter with a Thousand Hands like the Centipede, but St. Pierre's uncanny timing gives opponents fits. He has also built a Toad-like fortification with his invincible conditioning and wrestling.
Moreover, GSP glides through the ground game when he transforms into a snake, turning into a lizard when he flips in the air after a victory.
Without a doubt, "Scorpion" Dan Hardy will have his hands and feet full against "Juggernaut" Georges St. Pierre, but the Venom vs. Venom matchup will be a fight to clamor for at UFC 111 (March 27, 10 PM ET - PPV).
P.S. I'm also covering Pacquiao-Clottey in the Poison Clan tradition. The piece, first mentioned at the top of this post, is called "The Poison Clan Reborn in Pacquiao-Clottey". Watch this HotNonPorn feature
The Poison Clan Reborn in Pacquiao-Clottey | SCRIPT FIGHTING
NonPornographed by Dr. HotNonPornFor the MMA version of "The Poison Clan Reborn", check out "The Poison Clan Reborn in UFC 111".
Just because I started by marrying kung fu and MMA doesn't mean it's too late to marry kung fu and boxing. After all, the emperors of ancient China had numerous wives and concubines.
Therefore, I don't think it's a problem to marry kung fu to both MMA and boxing. In the end, it's just two wives.
Introducing The Five Deadly Venoms
The Centipede is so fast with his strikes that he looks as if he has a "Thousand Hands". Surely, no fighter in recent years, with the arguable exception of Juan Manuel Marquez, has been able to stand up to the Thousand Hands of Manny Pacquiao.
To have a chance against the lighting quick invisible strikes of the Centipede, his opponent needs an impenetrable armor, impervious to swords and spears - much like the Toad's.
Centipede vs. Toad
Certainly, it'll be interesting to see how the airtight guard, iron chin and clubbing hook-uppercut combinations of Joshua Clottey will stand up to the .50 caliber machine gun fire of Manny Pacquiao.
How hard (or easy) will it be for Pacman to find the weak spots in Clottey's armor?
How much will Clottey be able to muscle Pacquiao around?
We'll see on fight night (March 13, 9 PM ET - HBO PPV).
P.S. As mentioned at the top of this post, the MMA version of this piece is titled "The Poison Clan Reborn in UFC 111".
It's the piece to read to get ready for UFC 111, specifically Georges St. Pierre-Dan Hardy and Frank Mir-Shane Carwin. Watch this HotNonPorn feature
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