Till Death Do Us Part

I took Manny Pacquiao as my bride, had my love affair with Miguel Cotto, and left Miguel to sort things out with Manny.

With Manny looking like a total kung fu master in whooping Miguel - being on point with the footwork, timing, combinations and explosive power - things have come full circle.

I'm glad I ended my love affair with Miguel and came back to Manny.

It's now till death do us part, because I sense retirement is near for Pacman.

Manny Pacquiao is my wife

I wouldn't know from personal experience, but I heard that when married men have affairs, they usually return to their wives. Of course, this is assuming that their wives don't divorce them.

Manny Pacquiao has been my favorite boxer for over a year. So metaphorically, he would be my wife.

When Miguel Cotto fought through a horrible cut to defeat Joshua Clottey in June, he became my first man-crush. In other words, a love affair was born.

Sadly, with Pacquiao-Cotto on the horizon, it's time to end my affair with Cotto. I'm going back to Pacquiao, my wife.

When you had too much to drink

"You Had Too Much to Drink" by EPMD

A little wine don't hurt nobody. It's when you drink too much that the problems start happening. For example :

1. You may think you're Tony Montana.

2. The girl sitting next to you at the bar may look like Paula Abdul.

3. You may drive under the influence.

4. You may spend hours looking for your keys, when they've been in your pocket all along.

5. You may be throwing up all night, begging for a second chance.

I also think that Fedor Emelianenko and Brett Rogers had too much to drink on Saturday night.