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Wednesday, June 24, 2009

The HotNonPorn Guide to the 2009 NBA Draft | MAD BALLIN'




presented by THE CAVEMAN NETWORK

I nominate Jarah Mariano for the Lingerie Football League draft.

If Ricky Rubio is an NBA prospect,
Then Jarah Mariano would make
A good one for the Lingerie Football League.




While no means an authoritative guide, the following 20 commentaries from HotNonPorn.com will surely enhance your 2009 NBA Draft experience :

1. Groupies that keep you up all night

2. Is Rubio vs. Jennings the next Isiah vs. Stockton?

3. Can a Brother Get a Lap Dance?

4. It sucks to get your ass kicked

5. Famous 2009 NBA Draft Entrants - Initial Assessment





6. You can have Ty Lawson

7. Four non-Jordans who weren't so bad

8. Jeff Adrien the Future Hooligan Firm Leader?

9. Celebrating the saavy baller

10. Tyler Hansbrough before he gets his ass kicked





11. Why are NBA scouts so paranoid?

12. An NBA scout's Jodie Meeks scouting report

13. Why try to make a two guard a point guard?

14. DJ Augustin will be the best point guard from the 2008 NBA Draft

15. Derrick Rose - Point Guard or Fake Pass Master?





16. Is Brandon Jennings gonna go broke?

17. Derrick Rose will break your heart (if you think he's the future at PG)

18. Is "YouTube Baby" the next Ricky Rubio?

19. Ricky Rubio - Team Espana Mixtape Vol. 1

20. Will Ricky Rubio get any playing time?



Jarah Mariano is a prospect.

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